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finghin
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"It could be raining penises..."

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One of my coworkers is a 50 year old gay man with working with a bunch of 30-something women. We were discussing boobs one day and he complained about all the boob talk and then said "It could be raining penises and I'd still get hit with a tit".
I need to stitch this for him for christmas. I was hoping to have this phrase in fancy font with either a fancy border or a subtle * background. anything around 8x10in or smaller is great. I have mainly DMC floss.
thank you!

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Re: "It could be raining penises..."

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How's this for ya?
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Can be any colours you choose, no need to stick to the ones I've used! Would measure 8x10" on 14 ct aida but if you wanted it smaller I'd suggest stitching on 16 or 18ct :)
RMDC wrote:...I've been stitching at an estimated rate of almost a full BMH per day...

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Re: "It could be raining penises..."

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Haha! I love it

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Re: "It could be raining penises..."

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HAHAHA the little subtle penises in the border is a great touch! XD
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Re: "It could be raining penises..."

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I might need to stitch this up just because it's so funny!

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